Been gone again

However, I haven't been gone because of work, just plain neglect... The next week will be work, though. I just had to tell a story from today.
It's funny, the first 6 months working at a place you might have some stories, but overall (at least in my case) they are good ones. It isn't till you are heading on a year and a half that they become bizarre. It has to work like that. Normality can only last so long before you have women clogging the toilet with toilet paper, you see the biggest roach you've ever seen, you help a virgin cross dresser with their first dress, and, of course, try to catch a garter that has just slithered out of the backroom into the next door, the bathroom. I didn't catch the darn thing, too afraid of it biting me. Actually, I was bitten once by a friends snake so I shouldn't have been shy, but it was pissed and I was tired. The day started with me making coffee pot with no pot under it, meaning coffee everywhere... then killing a giant roach... then seeing the snake slither into the bathroom. I tried talking it down (what is wrong with me) by explaining I would take it to my backyard where it could eat all of my yard bugs. This didn't work and eventually it disappeared into a very large hole in the wall under the sink... I suppose it will eat some roaches and be happy. However scared I was of the snake, those roaches did nothing to me, every one I saw today ended with me smashing it in a melodramatic way. It was satisfying considering the frustration with the snake.
Expect more of these stories come end of October and the slutty holiday Halloween! I despise darn stupid girls. Wish me sanity.